You don't want a girl like me.

25 things I like

1) cute boys

2) kitties

3) fashion

4) the color black

5) being sexual

6) texting

7) daily phone calls with April

8) summer time

9) pretty tattoos

10) feeling pretty

11) going to see my friends/friends coming to see me

12) dancing alone

13) getting drunk

14) chips and ketchup

15) laughing so hard that i want to puke

16) nice hair

17) my bed

18) napping/sleeping in

19) shopping

20) train rides

21) having money

22) passionate kissing

23) having my picture taken

24) losing weight

25) getting my nails done

25 things I dislike

1) getting up for school

2) closing shifts

3) stupid people

4) breaking a nail(s)

5) showers

6) when people make me cry

7) shadiness

8) when people don’t keep their word

9) trashy people…and not the good kind

10) sushi

11) being overwhelmed with assignments

12) being single

13) when i have to clean my room

14) doing dishes/laundry

15) lies

16) disrespect

17) pocketless jeans

18) new balance sneakers

19) fakes

20) when the weather sucks

21) mean boys

22) running out of cigarettes

23) wet shoes

24) most people

25) When Mountain Dew goes warm

FIVE things you wish you could say to people right now:
1. You’re one of the best things that ever happened to me & I love you.
2. Someday you’ll realize you need to change.
3. Fuck you for what you did. I cross my heart hope you die.
4. Tell me how you really feel about me.
5. You’re going to be real sorry when I’m done with all of this.

TEN weird things about yourself:

1. It is actually sickening how much I love cats.

2. I rarely take showers.
3. I actually like the feeling of crying.
4. I dance in my room naked all the time.
5. Mexican food is my all time favorite food.
6. I’m not a lesbian, but some girls are just so damn good looking to me.
7. I hate the Catholic church, but I love Jesus.
8. I still like fairy tales about happily ever afters.
9. I honestly think I might be alone forever.
10. I probably base your attraction level on the shoes you wear and how tight your jeans are.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
1. Put up with my shit. Always.
2. Play fight with me. I promise I don’t really hate you when I say I do.
3. Text me all day even if you just tell me random things.
4. Make me almost piss my pants from laughing.
5. Tickle me. Please.
6. DON’T wake me up in the morning if I don’t need to be.
7. Tell me specific things about me that you think are beautiful instead of being broad.
8. Surprise me with awesome, rad shit.

FIVE things you wish you had:
1. mad cash flow
2. my kitty back D:
3. cooler hair
4. iPod touch
5. flat tummy

THREE smileys that describe you:
1. -_-
2. >:[
3. ^___^

FOUR beliefs:
1. Jesus, Mary, and all the saints.
2. karma is a bitch.
3. with bad comes good
4. having a good time.

FOUR things that make you at peace:
1. doing makeup
2. naps and sleeping in
3. summer time
4. cuddling

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. $$$
2. love
3. my friends
4. how i am going to accomplish my week of shit to do
5. what to wear the next day
6. should i go smoke a cig
7. future

FIVE things you do before you fall asleep:
1. smoke a cig
2. go on the computer
3. see if i have anything due the next day
4. go to the bathroom
5. text people

TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. feel that i have accomplished what i was put on earth to do
2. be stable and happy

TWO things that inspire you:
1. some celebrities do
2. currently.. i’ve been inspiring myself

ONE confession:
1. I find myself regretting a lot of things when I really just need to move on.